the mustache threat

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Ladies and Gentlemen the time is here
our goal's clear the mustache threat must disappear
no more fear
no more Stalin, Hitler, or Sadam Hussein
the mustache reign
must never ever be allowed to grow again

so let us raise our razors
and let them hear what we're saying

we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache

Keep your blade well cared
and don't you be scared
of facial haired upper lips
just be prepared
when they look at you
with a fu manchu, or a handlebar
just remember who these pricks really are

they've really, really, really gone too far

these mustache, mustache, mustache men
we're gonna get the mustache men
mustache, mustache, mustache men
rest assured the world will be safe again

we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache

Cuz if we don't learn from our history
you'll see
mustached monsters
ruling tyrannically
it's plain to see
to have a mustache someone must ache
that's why it's spelt that way
I tell you it's no mistake
so beware, beware, if you sport the hair

of these mustache, mustache, mustache men
we're gonna get the mustache men
mustache, mustache, mustache men
rest assured the world will be safe again

Good Citizens of the planet
and soldiers against mustaches everywhere
your age is summoning an end to the barbaric styling
of these egotistical scrum bags!

mustache, mustache, mustache men
we're gonna get the mustache men
mustache, mustache, mustache men
rest assured the world will be safe again!

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from help wanted, track released November 23, 2010

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