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the mustache threat
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Ladies and Gentlemen the time is here
our goal's clear the mustache threat must disappear
no more fear
no more Stalin, Hitler, or Sadam Hussein
the mustache reign
must never ever be allowed to grow again
so let us raise our razors
and let them hear what we're saying
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
Keep your blade well cared
and don't you be scared
of facial haired upper lips
just be prepared
when they look at you
with a fu manchu, or a handlebar
just remember who these pricks really are
they've really, really, really gone too far
these mustache, mustache, mustache men
we're gonna get the mustache men
mustache, mustache, mustache men
rest assured the world will be safe again
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
we'll never trust a mustache, mustache
Cuz if we don't learn from our history
you'll see
mustached monsters
ruling tyrannically
it's plain to see
to have a mustache someone must ache
that's why it's spelt that way
I tell you it's no mistake
so beware, beware, if you sport the hair
of these mustache, mustache, mustache men
we're gonna get the mustache men
mustache, mustache, mustache men
rest assured the world will be safe again
Good Citizens of the planet
and soldiers against mustaches everywhere
your age is summoning an end to the barbaric styling
of these egotistical scrum bags!
mustache, mustache, mustache men
we're gonna get the mustache men
mustache, mustache, mustache men
rest assured the world will be safe again!
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Hire Me
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